Stop Doing Mindless Conditioning

(Part-three in a three-part football series)

Conditioning is defined as “the process of training or accustoming a person or animal to behave in a certain way or to accept certain circumstances.” Sounds MISERABLE.

Bob Devaney of Nebraska was the first college AD to hire a strength coach back in 1969. In 1970, the average Husker could bench press 212 pounds and no one on the team could bench 300. The average body weight of Nebraska football players in 1970 was 212 pounds. The 2018 Nebraska roster lists 136 players with an average weight of 237 pounds.

Today, there are now tens of thousands of strength coaches and their title has now expanded to “Strength and Conditioning”. I propose they take take out the “C” word and replace is with another “S” word (SPEED). Conditioning is the act of intentionally getting athletes tired. And remember, “Any fool can get another fool tired.”

I’ve found conditioning to be the most over-used, over-valued, and counter-productive things in sport. In addition, it makes players slow.

“But we condition the shit out of our guys and we run rings around our opponents.” STOP. STOP. STOP. Yeah, you probably have good athletes and good team speed (speed reserve?). Maybe you have 23 mph guys and you’ve coached them down to 19 mph that are still faster than the other team’s 18 mph guys. Or, maybe your opponents are conditioning the shit out of their guys, too. Maybe dumb beats dumber.

“Wind sprints at the end of practice had been a part of football since its origins. They were the stripped-down essence of the game meant to increase endurance, toughness, and weed out the mentally weak and spiritually suspect.” – S.C. Gwynne, from the best football book I’ve ever read, The Perfect Pass.

It’s the irony of all ironies. Conditioning is meant to prevent fatigue, but instead, it causes fatigue. As Lombardi said, “Fatigue makes cowards of us all.”

Get fast. Play football fast to get into football shape. Stay happy. Stay healthy. Drop the chains of conditioning.

The Mythology of the Muscle Cramp

Gatorade was designed to improve the performance of the Florida Gators on hot days in “The Swamp”. Gatorade replaced what the body was losing on a hot day. It’s basically recycled sweat. Kool Aid with some salt in it.

To prevent cramps in the first game, players drank tons of Gatorade. They ate bunches of bananas (potassium). Some did shots of pickle juice (salt).

Oh yeah, and they *conditioned* like crazy.

But still the muscle cramps came in the first game. Players dropped like flies. Games were won and lost due to cramping.

More conditioning!!! Damn, we need to run them more next year!

Nope. The problem is not conditioning. The problem is a lack of game-like intensity in practice. Here comes more irony… the more you condition to prevent first-game cramping, the slower you will practice and the MORE cramps you will have in the first game. 

Scientific American reports, “The cause of cramps most likely involves hyperactivity of the nerve-muscle reflex arc. In this scheme, some of the normal inhibitory activity of the CNS reflexes is lost as a result of CNS fatigue or overuse of the feedback communication with muscles.”

Skip the Gatorade. Eat a banana if you like bananas. Forget the pickle juice.

Stop conditioning and start sprinting in practice. When you practice at game-speed, you acclimate the body to the hyperactivity of the nerve-muscle reflex arc.

Christian McCaffrey

In preparation for speaking to a football-only audience next week in Montana, I’ve re-read the amazing article about the training of Christian McCaffrey. (*Feed the Cats* influenced?) The following are quotes I’m using in my presentation.

♦ “I’ve learned when I really condition myself hard, I feel myself getting slower.”

♦ “Everything I do is pertinent to track. All my speed work is with a track coach. All of my lifting is with a track coach.”

♦ “The grind makes it difficult to train your most explosive muscle fibers.”

♦ “The shift in training philosophy has involved a true appreciation for the concept of *less is more*.”

♦ “Rest for me is training.”

“Conditioning is an Illusion”

Jimmy Radcliffe spoke at TFC-3 three years ago. Radcliffe is arguably the most famous strength and conditioning coach in the world. Radcliffe worked closely with football coaches Chip Kelly and Mark Helfrich at Oregon.

Chip Kelly changed college football. His teams averaged 42 points per game and dominated college football from 2009-2012. Mark Helfrich was his offensive coordinator and then took the head job before getting fired in 2016. Helfrich’s teams averaged 45 ppg during his four seasons. By the way, Helfrich is my favorite NFL offensive coordinator, now with the Chicago Bears.

What was the key to Oregon’s high-powered, up-tempo offense? I bet it was tons of conditioning… aerobic training on a scale never before seen! Ironically, it was an absence of conditioning that fueled Oregon. Radcliffe explains, “Conditioning is an illusion. We are more fresh going into the game and we simply practice and play faster.”

On a related note, I mentioned that Helfrich is the OC for the Bears now. The Bears head coach, Matt Nagy, is my favorite NFL coach.

Every football player whose ever played the game can relate to Nagy’s statement. What do football coaches do when they lose? Work harder. Period. Hard work in response to a loss may cause your team to lose the next game.

Sometimes overloading is INTENTIONAL. I once witnessed a high school team losing their second game of the season, 28-21. The coaches were infuriated and blamed the loss on effort (they always do). The following game was going to be a sure-fire win, a stone-cold lock, against a school who had gone 2-18 in their previous 20 games. The coaches decided to toughen up their squad, so they put them through hell. Punitive conditioning blocked out the sun all week. No one is ever going to score 28 on us ever again! Come Friday, a broken and battered team lost 38-12.

The following Monday, there was a five-hour practice on Labor Day. The season went downhill from there.

The Conditioning Test

Here’s an idea for a first-day conditioning test. How about a 50-mile bike ride. Great for the aerobic engine. Great for team bonding. Great for building toughness. STUPID! Right? Not football specific. Maybe we could swim 100 laps in the pool? NO! Not football specific. Maybe a week-long survival challenge? Maybe a vision quest?

I was recently asked by a former athlete how to prepare for his college “conditioning test”. He explained that the test was 16 x 110 yards, each in 16 seconds, with 45 seconds rest. 110 yards in 16 seconds is sub-maximal for fast kids. Skill kids can run at speeds between 19-23 mph. This test requires a speed of only 14 mph. My athlete explained that the bigs had to run 16 x 90, each in 16 seconds. Anyone not passing the test had to do conditioning at 6:00 am every day during the first week of practice. Prioritizing speed?

On July 12th I tweeted this and it caused quite a stir.

I first want to clarify something in the tweet. Yes, I understand that 16 x 110 is pretty damn anaerobic (especially for non-distance runners). I called it an aerobic test because the majority of the training for the test needs to be aerobic. If you are to survive running 16 x 110 in a 16 minute window, running at 14 mph (11.5 mph for the bigs), you better have a highly-functioning aerobic engine. If you are polluted with acidity after the first rep, you might literally die.

Call me crazy, but that’s probably another reason for not doing this conditioning test. Jordan McNair, 6’4″ 325, DIED at the University of Maryland last summer doing 10 x 110, six fewer than the conditioning test in question above. I’m so naive. I thought these stupid tests were abandoned long ago. When Rashidi Wheeler died doing his conditioning test at Northwestern back in 2001, conditioning tests should have been forever banned. Wheeler, a terrific defensive back, was required to run 10 x 100, 8 x 80, 6 x 60, and 4 x 40. Rashidi has been dead for 18 years now. I wonder if Northwestern still does the test?

Rashidi Wheeler and Jordan McNair, gone but not forgotten. 

Ok, so let’s get back to conditioning for the conditioning test. To train for 16 x 110, you better be doing 8 to 12 of these 110’s a couple times a week (specificity). You probably also need to run 2-3 miles every day. You better build that aerobic engine like a damn distance runner because 16 x 110 is EXACTLY ONE MILE of running at a mile pace of 4:16. The bigs would be running at a mile pace of 5:13. Good God Almighty.

“The more I think about the old days, the more I believe we conditioned in the summer so that we could survive conditioning during the season.” – Greg Rohr

Yep. These football players are conditioning all summer, not for football, but for their conditioning test and their conditioning done at the end of football practice. Conditioning to survive conditioning. If the football conditioning test consisted of bike riding, football players would be forced to their summers on bikes. If it was swimming 50 laps, they’d spend their summer in a pool. We don’t want football players doing cross country running, bike riding, or swimming. We want them sprinting fast. Isn’t that right, Christian McCaffrey? Isn’t that right, Jimmy Radcliffe?

As football players are doing misguided conditioning to survive future conditioning, guess what they are neglecting?

Bigger
FASTER
Stronger

Invest in the things that matter.

The Argument in Support of a Conditioning Test

The following are actual responses to my tweet of July 12. Almost all of them had be be fixed grammatically. Wink.

“It’s a tempo workout! (the play clock is 45 seconds)

“It has little to do with actual conditioning. It’s more about discipline, accountability, and mental toughness.”

“Sprinters who run the 100 train by running 200, 300, and 400s in practice. High level athletes in all sports do this.”

“Instead of doing a conditioning test, I assign ten 100 yard runs for every summer workout missed. Had to be completed before first game.”

“So we need to ask Nick Saban and his strength coach why they do THIRTY x 110 in the summer and run all the stadium stairs. Alabama is the best conditioned team in the NCAA. Whatever they are doing works!”

“Stamina!”

“It’s about mental toughness, discipline, and bonding as a team.”

“Boxing is mostly anaerobic but boxers run three to six miles on most days to build their aerobic engine.”

“There’s a thousand ways to condition, use them all.”

“If you physically finish these conditioning runs, you can mentally finish long drives in the fall.”

“We did six timed 300-yard shuttle runs with 50 seconds of rest.”

“The good ole days… salt tablets, one water break, suspension helmets, concussions, smelling salts, one mile runs, trips to ER for IVs, 112 heat index, three-a-days, no AC in the locker room, ‘you are ok, you just got your bell rung’, … 16 x 110 was the least of our worries.”

“We ran 16 x 110 to break through mental walls. Our kids fed off of knowing we were in better shape than our opponents.”

“Training aerobically increases overall work capacity and lactate threshold which are the most important parts of a football game on a play-to-play basis.”

“We’ve started implementing tempo runs every Thursday as conditioning. 5-6 laps working through all three heart rate zones.”

And my favorite response…

“You are a snowflake.”

Tony Holler
@pntrack
630-849-8294
tony.holler@yahoo.com

The 2019 Three-Part Football Series

Big Cats (Not Hogs)

Football Coaches: Too Many Priorities

Football Coaches: Stop Doing Mindless Conditioning

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♦ Football Dosage and Approach ⇒ FAQ

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A Football Coach’s Guide to Feeding the Cats

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Showing 18 comments
  • Alex Steinbach
    Reply

    Absolutely brilliant

    • Anthony Holler
      Reply

      Thank you sir!

  • tmatha
    Reply

    Coach Holler, I have a question for you (unrelated to this article).

    I know you are a huge advocate of high school track athletes playing multiple sports and not just practicing track. But what about elite professional track and field athletes? Do you think they too should practice multiple sports ? The idea probably sounds crazy to most people and I’ve never seen it done before outside of some dual track/football professionals but given that you should only be doing speed workouts 2-3 times per week do you think it would be beneficial to sometimes practice another sport the other days of the week (at least for some of the year)? Of course this would be done taking care that nothing in the practice of the secondary sport takes away from the quality of the speed days and that the secondary sport practiced has a low risk of injury.

    Curious to hear your thoughts on this.

    • Anthony Holler
      Reply

      I would NOT risk the injury to a professional athlete. However, I’m a huge fan of basketball as an athlete-builder.

  • George Beinhorn
    Reply

    Very enjoyable and smile-worthy. As an interested observer of sports cultures, I HATE it when I see coaches over-training kids. It really is abuse – it kills the joy of sports and gives kids very wrong ideas about life; Lombardi was right.

    I regularly watch the (Walnut, CA) De La Salle Spartans in season, they of the record 151-game winning streak. Thank you, High School Sports Network. Not that I’m a football or track guy, just a bicycle-riding 77-year-old former marathon and ultra plodder. I watch because there are so many excellent things going on with that team and their coaches. (They were the subject of “When the Game Stands Tall” with Jim Caveziel.)

    In games what I notice is that they are FAST, and they don’t appear tired at the end of a game. They never seem over-conditioned. Coach Ladouceur wrote a book on how they train – sorry I can’t review it here, too technical to hold my interest. The streak ended when they lost to an Oregon team that copied their methods. If I had my career to do over, I would follow Tony’s advice and make rest a fatter part of the training equation.

    • Anthony Holler
      Reply

      Thanks George! Fast guys are pretty fast when they are tired. Slow guys are slow all the time. Makes sense to get fast.

      • George Beinhorn
        Reply

        Hello Tony. Another thing I think some coaches might need to take heed of is that athletes can’t be mass trained. One kid might survive the military schedule, but how does that help if the rest do not. I’m fortunate to work for a school where the curriculum is completely individualized, where kids are challenged at their own level, and consequently there’s a great deal of happiness in the classroom. Tony, you’ve written about this, with that great photo of a big, heavy freshman lineman and a 120-lb running back = to make the same point.

        • Anthony Holler
          Reply

          Yes. We need all the kids to survive. We should not be “weeding kids out” with boot camp training.

          • George

            LOVED the Christian McCaffrey article – confirms everything you’re doing. 🙂

          • Anthony Holler

            He’s a CAT.

  • David
    Reply

    You have to run faster than 14.0 mph to cover 110 yards in 16 seconds. You have to AVERAGE 14 mph, but you are starting at zero mph. So you likely need to hit 17-18+ mph at some point during each rep of a 110-yard run. I’m not disagreeing with the theme of your article, but that point is not accurate.

    • Anthony Holler
      Reply

      Yes. Average 14 mph. Average 14 mph for one mile of running. I never said or implied that the max-v was 14 mph. Thanks for reading.

  • Robert Ingram
    Reply

    Coach, what would you recommend for conditioning for a high school program in humid and hot Georgia where kids have to play both ways as well as special teams? Some of them average 160 snaps a game.

    • Anthony Holler
      Reply

      Focus on speed and explosion. Get aerobically fit by doing anaerobic work. Counterintuitive but it’s awesome!

      Play fast to get into shape. You want your kids fast and healthy, not tired, banged up, and well-conditioned.

  • David
    Reply

    I got you. I was under a different impression when you said “110 yards in 16 seconds is sub-maximal for fast kids. Skill kids can run at speeds between 19-23 mph. This test requires a speed of only 14 mph”. Technically the minimum top speed would be 17-18 but I agree with your general premise of the article regarding speed and conditioning. Nice work!

    • Anthony Holler
      Reply

      Yeah, I work with sprinters, so we never run 14 mph. 16 sec 110 would be a “cruise” speed. Very hard for slow kids.

  • David
    Reply

    That’s kind of like saying a 4.40 second 40-yard dash only requires a speed of 18.5 mph. That was my point. But again, completely agree with the premise of the article!

    • Anthony Holler
      Reply

      Good point.

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